(Source : sleepingwithjosh, via mousetoes)
no life.
1.
had sex
2.skinny dipped
3. gotten pregnant
4.failed a class
5.kissed a boy
6.kissed a girl
7.used a little paper bag for lunch
8.had a job
9.slipped on ice
10.missed the school bus
11.left the house without my wallet/purse
12. bullied someone on the internet
13. sexted
4. had sex in public 41. 42. cut myself 84. 86. stalked someone on facebook/myspace
15. played on a sports team
16. smoked weed
17. smoked cigarettes
18. smoked a cigar
19. drank alcohol
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”
21. been overweight
22. been happy
23. had an eating disorder
24. been to a wedding
25. made fun of someone for being fat
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight
28. been late for work
29. been late for school
30. kissed someone in the rain
31. showered with someone else
32. failed my drivers test
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes
34. been outside my home country
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours
36. gotten my heart broken
37. had a credit card
38. been to a professional sports game
49. broken a bone
40. been unhappy about my weightwon a trophy
43. had an STD
44. got engaged
45. been on a diet
46. tried out to be on a tv show
47. rode in a taxi
48. been to school dance
49. played in a drinking game
50. stayed up for 24 hours or more
51. been to a concert
52. had a three-some
53. had a crush on someone of the same sex
54. been in a car accident
55. had braces
56. learned another language
57. killed an animal
58. been at a yard sale
59. been to a japanese restaurant
60. wore make up
61. talked to someone via webcam
62. lost my virginity before I was 16
63. had my wisdom teeth taken out
64. kissed someone a different race than myself
65. snuck out of the house
66. bought porn
67. had a virus on my computer
68. had oral sex
69. dyed my hair
70. gone skinny dipping
71. eaten a whole pizza
72. wore someone else’s clothes
73. voted in a presidential election
74. rode in an ambulance
75. rode in a helicopter
76. caught the stove on fire
77. got in a verbal fight
78. been on vacation
79. been on an airplane
80. been on a boat
81. had surgery.kissed someone before I was 14.
83. beat a video gamefound something valuable on the ground
85. made a survey
87. prank called someone
88. been to a library outside of school
89. spent over $100 shopping in one day
90. cut my hair and hated it
91. peed outside
92. went fishing
93. helped with charity
94. taken a pregnancy test.
95. been rejected by a crush
96. been suspended from school
97. broken a mirror
98. faked sick from school
99. owned a pet
100. been to six flags
(Source : mousetoes)
That awkward moment when you try to sing both parts of a duet by yourself.
(Source : foodismyonlyfriend, via takemejustinkelly-deactivated20)
Doing an assignment:
Get assignment:
Week before:A few days before:
Day before:
“what the fuck is this?”
Night before:
Few hours before:
Finally get it:
Write at super speed:
Get it done in a third of the time:
Realise you have to hand it in, in person as well:
Hand it in:
Think that maybe you should have started earlier:
Realise you have no more assessment for the semester after this:Teacher gives you a surprise assessment:
The dream of every girl is not meeting the perfect guy. But to eat whatever she wants without getting fat.
ACCURATE.
Exactly!
lol toooo true. but if I could have both, I’d die a happy gal.
< How I would be every second.
I’d eat this whole cake
How most girls sit in school
But i’m over here like…
(Source : red-wine-cheap-perfume, via takemejustinkelly-deactivated20)
Facebook…
no notifications
your ex looks adorable, and has a new girlfriend
someone tries and starts a poke war
reading some ones fight
1 new message from your crush
somebody posts something rude aimed you
mohammed akajamalarmaladee adds you…
looking through some skanks thousands of selfies
reading some bitches song lyric status
people post ”gettinggg drunkk”
groups filling up my newsfeed
(Source : sin-and-tonic, via takemejustinkelly-deactivated20)
when i’m on facebook …
see a picture of your friends without you:some bitch writes on your crushes wall:
see he’s dating this bitch:
annoying skank tries to start shit with you over inbox:
horny pedo adds you up:
ugly and uglier are listed as in a relationship:
LaYdeEe.BabyKiss//Bi3berCull3nJonAs* adds you:
scrolling through newsfeed like:
then go on tumblr like:
(Source : onemoreconfession, via takemejustinkelly-deactivated20)
